He thinks he’s the epitome of manliness.

I know one of them that stayed in bed for two days after Tucker Carlson got fired. He thought the world was going to end.

I definitely was not AWESOME!. When i had the money I bought a ten-speed from K-Mart.

The Alpha Male Douchebag is what he is pushing.

This would be a decent meme template.

Very surprised Pikachu face.

The Human Heater from Silicon Valley.

Mark Kelly as VP would help even more.

Hell yes.