A bullet grazed the Memphis man’s thigh after his one-year-old pit bull got his paw stuck in a gun’s trigger guard
This has to be the most american headline I’ve read this year
The canine revolution has started. They’ve been playing us for fools, making us think it’s the feline population we had to fear, all the while planning this.
Canine together, strong!
Always put your safety catch on!
…c’mon Johnson! Get the fuck up!
…dog in bed: nah, bang bang! Lemmy sleep!
Poor dog got scared.
Oh the owner? Fuck him. Got what he deserved. Don’t practice proper gun safety? You got what what was coming to you
Someone should tell The Guardian that their participle is dangling.
Good. One idiot down, many to go.
Grazed thigh. So most likely learned nothing and will discipline the dog instead.
And that is precisely the reason that I don’t let my dog have a gun.
It is the right to bear arms not dog arms
The only thing that stops a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun.
…there are no bad dogs tho.
All dogs go to heaven. Even those with guns.
They’re good dogs, Brent!
Why are you so mad, Bront?
For the mobile users that can’t tap the exclamation mark, here’s the link again
My dog is a fucking libertarian, I can’t take his gun, so I lightened the trigger on my Glock for the cat. Cats got my back.
Bruh. Can’t believe you fell for that. Oldest cat trick in the book. Best don’t be late with those treats!
The government is coming for your dogs guns!!!
Don’t be so dramatic, they just want to make sure your dog passed a mental health assessment and has completed a gun safety course. Guns are far too prevalent in dog culture for the government to just swoop on in and take them all. 🙄
Mental health assessments are weaponized against black and brown labs.
Guns don’t kill people, dogs do?
Guns don’t kill people. It’s impossible to be killed by a gun. We are all invincible to bullets and it’s a miracle!
^This message brought to you by the Night Vale chapter of the NRA
All hail.
Keep the safety on or use a trigger lock,
Maybe put that firearm in a safe. Or better yet, get rid of it. Of all the things that say, “I am not a responsible gun owner”, getting shot by your dog has got to be pretty high up on the list.
Just simply, why was it ready to fire? I suppose I’m of a Glock kind of mindset, unless you’re seconds from killing something the chamber should be empty.
I’m not saying put bulls are the most dangerous breed, but when was the last time you heard of a retriever or a lab shooting someone?
Air Bud 7
I was gonna make the same joke, but then I finished reading the article:
And in 2019, former Louisiana State University football player Matt Branch publicly discussed how his black labrador retriever stepped on a hunting shotgun that had been placed in the back of a utility terrain vehicle on a hunting trip in Mississippi.
Damm, hoisted by my own petard.
That’s why I always keep my petard pointing away from me.
Oh, great. Another idiot going on about pit bulls. It’s not the breed, it’s the owner. Any dog can shoot you if you don’t take it to the range and teach it basic gun safety.
I don’t want to defend pitbulls, but a chihuahua with a small kalachnikov would be deadly as well.
I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.
I forgot Siamese cats too. If you’re the owner, they love you. If you’re a stranger, they’ll rip your head off.
Hey, pit bulls are big huggabugs when they’re not raised by assholes. A pit bull with proper weapons training would never have had poor trigger discipline.
The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun!
A Dog Took My Face And Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World: The Celeste Cunningham Story
My dog accidentally shot me in the dick with my own gun and I bled out then reincarnated as an overpowered generic anime mc and all the pretty ladies are in to me for no logical reason and the plot won’t make sense no matter how many chapters you read.
Bro I fucking love, My Dog Accidentally Shot Me In The Dick With My Own Gun and I Bled Out Then Reincarnated In Another World Where All My Friends Are Big Busty Milfs But My Dog Is Now My Spirit Guide Through The 100 Floors of Enlightenment.
It’s just got such deep character development and creative writing. The powers are so interesting. 賢治タイム really makes you think…
somehow you added a level of refinement that would make me expect a rating of like 8.3 on mangadex
I just watched this episode last night too, first thing I thought of.
An average day in the USA.
The only thing that’ll stop a bad boy with a gun, is a good boy with a gun.
