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    nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 months ago

    Supportive dad

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    Supportive dad

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    nzmaa@lemy.lol to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 months ago
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    • Juniper (she/her) 🫐@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      a big reason that drove me was that I have a micropenis

      Fake. There are no “reasons to drive someone” other than their internal gender, this sounds like something a cis person who thinks being trans is a choice would say.

      Edit: I’m not speculation on OOPs gender

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        whilst this is what being transgender ‘is’, that doesn’t stop idiots from socially or medically transitioning for poor reasons.

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          There isn’t any evidence that that happens (non trans people receiving gender affirming care based on a false view that they are trans)

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            No evidence, except for this story of the lady with the micropenis, that is.

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              Greentext isn’t evidence…

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                It’s a joke. I’m amazed that anybody seriously thought I was citing green text as evidence.

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                  deleted by creator

              • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                You deleted your other response, but I just wanted to get the chance to say that it’s all good and I hope you don’t feel bad. Have a great day!

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              Everything posted on 4chan is true

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          there is no wrong reason actually bro

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        And your internal gender is something that you automatically just know? Have you always known? How?

        It seems like at some point, some external reasons may have been involved.

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          We are born trans. The current theory is that it relates to hormonal fluctuations during critical points of fetal development, so the start is literally before you are born.

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        Yeah, certainly seems fake. But I can conceive of someone that’s NB, fluid, or something else who is unable/unwilling to admit that to themselves or choosing to remain cis presenting for social reasons deciding to present as a woman due to a micropenis​.

        But yeah, fake.

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      Oh you have a micropenis? Prove it.

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        If you insist

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          Your penis is adorable

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            Thanks, I grew it myself

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        You only have one Peni? Let me see it

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          I swear to Chekhov I’ll cock your clock off

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            Chomsky honk

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      What’s not in their jeans is probably in their genes.

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        You should use she/her pronouns given we know they were AMAB and are trans. At the very least they/them. He/him is almost certainly wrong.

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          Good point, corrected.

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          ☝️This bloke is right, listen to him

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            I’m a woman, I use she/her pronouns

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              Impossible, there are no women on the internet. I hope you enjoyed this extremely original and sensitive joke, brought to you by our sponsor, the endless phrase reposting cycle.

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              Removed by mod

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                Dude, it’s in the username.

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                  I don’t see usernames, the internet is like the real world to me, where you have to state your preferred pronouns every conversation.

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      You know what they say: itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.

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        habeeb it

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          TWINKIE HOUSE

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      I’m not ashamed to admit I only read this because of the March 7th thumbnail.

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