You managed to type four sentences on this subject and make every single one of them about yourself
You managed to type four sentences on this subject and make every single one of them about yourself
Ha ha “wealth face”. I like it.
“Father, I am livid”
At least that’s what the builder told you so he could buy his third boat lol
Flipbelt
No seriously guys, it’s not a fannypack, honest. It’s a Flipbelt ©®™ It’s like a fannypack but costs about 5 times more
The lassie in the thumbnail looks like she could be removed with a leaf blower too lol
Definitely feeds her cat on leaves
You can punch your hand through your plasterboard mate lol
There’s no comparison.
Your housing is so badly and cheaply constructed that if you tried to build like that, even in Belgium, the council would demand you tear it down at your own expense and start again
This is a perfectly good, liveable, hundred year old house in need of renovating, that’ll easily last another hundred
Also depends where it is. There are parts where a million will get you a 3 bedroom cottage, and parts where that’ll get you a castle
That’s cool as fuck
Remember most people look at cars in the US and think “how the fuck can you drive such a ghastly monstrosity?”, and US manufacturers sell different models overseas that aren’t so pretentious and overblown
I’d take that yellow beastie over a childishly-designed Jeep any day
I’m guessing “incalculable” to this cocksucker is about three though
You can always spot an American because they’re so fuckin scared of everything. Look, this one’s scared of his own shite 😂
Someone on Lemmy is bound to be offended by this, on behalf of computers everywhere
The wolves. We’re both at the top of our food chains, so losing either humans or wolves isn’t a problem for the planet
I’m sure the wolves will appreciate your tasty offering if you’d prefer
They don’t murder them, they cull them.
If you’d like to wander out into the forest and ask them nicely not to breed so much that they’re a danger to humans, by all means do.
What brand was this blender? I would like to know, not because I have any former models that need blending, but because that thing must’ve been a tank
Knipex Cobras. It’s like being able to pinch anything with a force of about ten tons per square inch, they’re indispensable
Not one single actual Italian gives a flying fuck how you eat anything, as long as you eat enough.
The only “Italians” who say this shit are people that claim to be Italian because their great great great great grandfather once got a hand job in a Fiat 500
You can always tell someone with a really strong accent because they say they have a slight accent lol
the session at times degenerated into name-calling, fearmongering and outright lying. The two candidates traded insults, incited anti-China sentiment, differed over women’s rights and whether the country is facing an invasion by hordes of violent, pet-eating criminal immigrants, and agreed on backing the genocidal regime in Israel. There was little articulation by either candidate of a coherent vision for the country.
That’s exactly how the world saw this, spot on mate 😂 I think they need to look up the definition of “debate”
Saved you a click and a very long read -
A mentally ill bloke shouted at him
Shitty clickbait amateur journalism
Did it come out of the States?
If so, guaranteed utter fucking horseshit