ah, the commercial that ended communism

same, but not a big fan of the real world either atp

i remember watching one of those youtube deep dive videos about, i think it was resident evil or silent hill, and how there was this main contributor to their wiki who was always notating references to circumcision and a lot of other people had a problem with it, and there was a lot of infighting in the edits to pages, does anyone know the video that i’m talking about? i’d watch it again tbh, like, guy was a little unhinged but i kind of felt he was at least a little right

what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

ugh, i read it in his voice

my mom came up with this absolute banger, super simple, easy to elevate if you feel like playing around

chicken (whatever floats your boat, i prefer bone-in skin-on thigh but my mom always used skinless breasts)

one jar of orange marmalade

3/4 a bottle of italian dressing

throw it in the white crockware and bake half an hour, turn on the broiler at the end if you feel nice, then serve with some plain rice with a hefty spoon of that juice over it, and any salad or green, i like a bomb garlicky sauteed broccoli, my mom always called it “orange chicken” and it makes for great leftovers even, hope you like it ^-

bruh, look at you, i’m on the internet and don’t want to be this close to you, trolls live in caves, maybe that’ll be good for you, but then you might hear the water drip and the crickets chirp

dastardly

schick? venus?

but the cheap labor?? the us wouldn’t survive without the prison system, don’t know why they’re wasting good drugs on the guy though, why waste a life unless we get to make some burgers out of him or something, right? god bless

habeeb it

you know, i’ve never tried it, but i do have faith that you are very wrong, wouldn’t you just suck the air through the straw too?

i only hope to achieve the level of satisfaction that the person who came up with this title must hold on a daily basis

such an old thread, who are you pandering to? you could just message me directly if you need someone to talk to

Houston Tipping is an easy to remember name, what happened to this guy here, was not an isolated incident

lol, it’s usually just rotted food, pressed into surfaces and not properly cleaned, uncleaned drains so your not able to properly rinse the floors and whatnot, gross but not quite that gross

the ability to scan one’s brain to unlock all the memories that i hope are still stored in there, uses would be things like knowing exactly how many times you’ve sneezed, how many sandwinches you’ve eaten, how many total minutes spent hiccuping, and you take the information and compare your stats with friends

i have this thing where when i’m focused, but switching tasks, i’ll click my tongue but it’s always the tune of nick nick nick n’nick nick nick o lo dea onnn

the funniest part to me is i grew up in a ‘new age’ ‘way of living’ (“it’s not a religion, it’s a state of mind”,“it’s not a church, it’s a community center”) i only betrayed my family by becoming a christian maybe a decade ago. i remember making the conscious decision the summer between 4th and 5th grade that i would do everything in my power to be the best human being possible, better than anyone ever was, i prayed and i told god that i wouldn’t even curse, and i remember at least feeling that i had tried so hard to achieve that, and god never even made my life better, i don’t even want to linger on what could have had me so desperate and questioning at that age, but i became an out and open atheist from that point, the thing is i never stopped reading, and i never stopped questioning. Philip K Dick is one of my favourite authors, especially reading Radio Free Albemuth, and more so the actual reality of his history and what the guy went through. have you ever heard of a guy Theodore Sturgeon? i would personally recommend More Than Human and Godbody. you need to understand that the very concept and idea of such a force has been going on longer than the now western Christ, and once i chose to stop fighting humanity and to worship it instead, it made living a bit easier for me and those around me, and honestly, i absolutely hate organized religion myself, but that’s what makes the JC guy so cool once you get too know the history, the founding idea is v based, have you ever seen Life of Brian? there are more entertaining ways to spend your time on the internet when we’ll all die in the water wars, i’m only tedtalking here since i’m 2 4lokos in, christ has more carl jung points than star trek, but they achieve the same purpose

and, uh teehee you fell for the b8, m8, u mad bro??

try hyena clit instead