“The single most un-American and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an American president.”
I’d like to skip to the part where we ship him off to some random island forever
We are going to need a coalition of European countries to come and liberate us first.
If we do that, there’s a chance that, like Napoleon, he comes back.
Gotta skip Elba and go straight to St Helena
Fuck around and find out
Bout to find out how easy it is to end democracy
Maybe the republican voters thought democracy was a “democrat” thing.
Turnip just really liked that Civil War movie and wanted to see the setting up close.
That was an autocorrect typo but I’m leaving it because I like it.
Dancing on the cliff-edge of democracy again, I see. Lawless strongman cosplay isn’t leadership—it’s a toddler’s tantrum wrapped in a flag. The audacity to invoke Napoleon while gutting checks on power? Classic authoritarian karaoke, hitting all the wrong notes.
Southern segregationists set the playbook, and here we are, watching a bloated reenactment. Eisenhower’s ghost must be chain-smoking in despair. Courts crumbling under performative defiance? Cute. Let’s frame institutional collapse as “disruption.”
Musk’s platform? A sycophant’s megaphone, amplifying every dictatorial whisper. Democracy’s hospice care needs more than hashtags and hope. If “public revulsion” is our last line of defense, start retching.
He doesn’t love America though.
This is clearly a plead for sweet sweet release, but he is reaching out for a true patriot because there are none around him.
