Would have so much more respect for swallowers
What a god awful day to have eyes…
Why would I imagine that??
I’d just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
i believe they eat eggs?
Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?
Didn’t have time to grab a frying pan.
It could flop out of a fork more easily.
If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
Would… Wouldn’t women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess… Die!? If it doesn’t get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
Can I just go back to having never read this before?
What the fuck is this?
Thanks I hate it.
I’d have the strongest stomp in town.
Edit: Didn’t see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven’t watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
I was praying there’d be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!
1 vasectomy please.
They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
No, silly, pee is stored in balls
You would feel them moving around… inside you…
Mass genocide every night