Slartibartfast
Arthur Dent!? THE Arthur Dent!?
“Late?”
“Yes, late, as in the late Dentarthurdent.”
As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones:
Wong Wei
I found this place on vacation.
Mulva
Nice to meet you, I’m George.
…welp, I gave it a shot.
DOLORES!
Richard Head
Now find a good nickname for “Richard”
That’s rich.
It’s Dick.
I knew a Richard Odar. Pronounced odor
Hugh Jass.
Not my idea tho. I saw that name on the credits of a video game. Never found out if it was a joke or truly the name of some unfortunate soul.
I knew somebody who used the more British version in a game - Hugh Jarse
There was a Hugh Jass Burgers in Lexington Kentucky.
Dickinson
Incontinentia Buttocks.
She has a husband, you know…
Fokje Modder
Which is a perfectly fine Dutch name, but it’s pronounced like ‘Fuck your mother’
5 minutes in a popular VRChat public server and you’ll get all the names you will ever need
- Mike Ox-Long
- Hugh Jass
- Ben Dover
- Mike Hawk
In high school one of my classmates was named Benjamin Dover.
Also had a classmate named Ma Deek.
Janny Poepjes, she died this year at 88. There are still over 200 people in the Netherlands with a little poop in their surname.
Harry Baals, former Mayor of Fort Wayne, Indiana.
- Margaret “Peg” M. Harder
- Joy S. Cummings
- Mona Little
Paging Dr. SatansMaggotyCumFart…
Harry Balzac
