I once spent a substantial amount of time floating down an inner tube in a peaceful river through the woods, half-asleep sprawled out in my inner tube. I had a wonderful time.

I got a bad sunburn on my neck and chin. I have never had a sunburn in that location before.

Do you know how uncomfortable it is to spend several days getting sunburn pain whenever you look down? It felt like I was being singled out for inescapable torment by a vengeful god.