Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.
Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and can’t properly consent to the fries.
Just because you’re horny, doesn’t mean I’m horny. I just bought food. I’m hungry, not horny.
Hi hungry, I’m horny
Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.
Like a seagull. :/
Fake: Girl is interested in anon
Gay: Anon isn’t interested in girl
This is the one lmao
Girl is interested in fries.
The prophecy
Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”
Why risk anons virginity like that?
Nah, she gotta get her own fries!
Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻
You’re not getting my fries!
can I have some?
Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!
Is that worth losing fries?
No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!
Plus those are MY fries until we’re an item! You can have half of my burger, though…
Anon wouldn’t have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.
Yea, see seemed to be very manipulative towards anon. She probably does this to a lot of guys and seems to get away with it. That or she could smell the desperate virgin on him and take advantage of that fact.
Never fall prey to the bait!
Gotta try friesmaxxing
It’s a tarp!
