Wait for it…

A little nepotism diesn’t hurt.

Droppping out of college after 5 years. Instantly got me 30k debt.

I’ve been doing that for half a year or so. It’s still shit, so I’m giving up on autocorrect.

Fake it till you make it

How much oil did you use to make the recipe?

User history proves that this user is genuinely a weird wizard, emphasis on weird.

I don’t think these are technically nazis. Nazis have a political purpose for which they do the things they do. These folks don’t have a purpose or an agenda besides murderlust en powerhunger. Nazis are evil as a byproduct, a side hustle. These folks are evil as their core business.

A true stick afficionado

That’s why you buy your own router.

I’m using chromecast for streaming to my television. But I accidentally cut my internetcord and guess what doesn’t work without internet eventhough it doesn’t strictly need internet? Exactly, I’m getting rid of the chromecast soon.

Maybe in the next FallOut game

It’s not a “cloaca dispenser”, it doesn’t dispense cloacas. It is a “soda cloaca”, it has all sodas coming out the same hole.

I did, but I just turned it off two seconds ago. I had been fed up for a while with all the “ducking” and other stupid autocorrects that I did not intend. I can type well enough and if not, that’s on me. But autocorrect makes worse errors than I do. I usually proof read my texts anyways, so that should catch 99% of all preventable errors.

Jetbrains Java would be the best outcome. They’re already heavily invested in Java and in the community.

I wanted to plant a tree today. Dug a hole. Hit my Internet cable and cut it clean in half. Just my Internet cable though, not the whole neighbourhood. But still… no Internet until at least Tuesday.
I don’t how calling could have saved me from this predicament though. But at least now you know the universe doesn’t hate you, it hates everyone equally.

Why would you keep eggs in a fridge? I just leave them in a basket on the counter top.

Yes, at least the coffee-milk-replacements. Because if you do that with hot “milk” and pour some coffee with it, you get a cappuccino. And I think almost any milk replacement can be a coffee-milk-replacement

What’s with the pirate theme? That’s just Puss in Boots

How old is that thing?

The reverse order of the texts makes it sound condescending, lol