Invest in Hawaiian. Maybe Trump can add a few more islands out there so we can compete and export.

Newspaper and politicians are never going to challenge capitalism.

But the trains ran on time!

Electoral whiplash is such a waste of time

Call the police and fbi immediately

Doesn’t he already smoke weed. Openly? On YouTube videos? The exceptions made for him are truly staggering.

Biden can just have anyone executed who is out of line. Not sure why everyone is acting so afraid.

Couldn’t you just find a journalist who agrees to give you a tough interview? I guess that doesn’t grab headlines like AI does

As long as it wasn’t in a row

“Baseless? So they could be true and there is just no evidence at all?”

Why do we need laws against standing next to golf courses with guns? It’s already illegal to shoot the president.

They’d say “you have microwaves and cars. Just keep laboring. Things are great for you”

Lol jk

Does anyone know if Gulliver’s Travels influenced Raspe or Munchausen? Seems likely.

No they are INSIDE the turkey. Read the headline!

It’s only fair if Biden gets shot in the ear too - Both Siders

It takes seventy trigger happy good guys to kill… Somebody.

That would be some sort of participation trophy.

Like people think he will be shot again or something?

Ohio, still managing to stay relevant in a bad way