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I would never miss a day of school as a kid if I got to do that every day!

I mean, I’d give Amarillo a little bit of a chance. They’ve already received 7.8 inches as of December 18th.

Found another one.

What’s going on here?

She looks delicious.

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I just might dig out my onion and tie it to my belt.

I think he got lost and didn’t want to ask for directions. Eventually found a Zanzibarian princess, talked himself up about being a whale model, doing photo shoots for 9 years, and they hooked up. Next morning I guarantee he’s asking the boys the quickest currents back to the eastern Pacific.

Do they give a +3 to strength?

The day had arrived where my name fell in with the other Tribes for Sewer Inspector. My excitement overflowed as my time was nearly at hand, the job I had dreamed about was a dice roll away! The dice were dropped and the world went silent as a name was selected…

The name chosen that day was not mine. It went to a man from Cloaca, John Septix Crapopolous… Shit.

Something tells me he was not the captain. But I’ll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.

Looks like an albino Harvey Weinstein.

Can’t believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.

Walmart has a Chief People Officer. I guess I’m not sure what that is. HR?

Ugh! I used to listen and watch her in TV. Couldn’t pass up a Dr. Ruth sound bite

Shelley Duvall, Richard Simmons, and now Shannen Doherty. Just a wave of sad news recently.

Who is less popular now, Musk or Boeing?