When I was 23 I spent multiple weekends driving to a different city to talk to older women (60s) about their lives and shared community
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BACK TO CRANKING THAT HAWG!!
Y’all need female friends
Or jesus
You need a hog to crank. HAAWWWGGG
Fair
I ask because my english doesn’t include whatever these Guy says but… Is it alcohol apology?
I assume you mean “analogy” instead of “apology”.
The “THE_PACK” community is a parody of US biker (motorcycle) culture, where many men refer to their motorcycle as their “hog”.
“Hog” is also a slang term for a man’s penis.
“Cranking my hog” is slang for male masturbation. I think it’s also used to refer to revving up one’s motorcycle in the biker community, but I’m not 100% sure of that (my old man was a biker so I am loosely familiar with some of their slang).
They intentionally misspell “hog” as “hawg” for fun. So it’s just a bunch of guys standing around jokingly referencing masturbation under the guise of talking about riding their motorcycles.
To add, it’s an extremely uplifting and wholesome community.
I’ve regularly tuned in when I’m feeling down and am moved by the support everyone shows
Fortunatly not the most useful kind of english. But today I’m a bit more educated.
For this kind of query, consult the Urban Dictionary.
I like the rhyme
It’s EXTREMELY useful English! Now if someone mentions cranking one’s hog, you don’t accidentally start discussing masturbation in great detail
I usually do
I think it’s also used to refer to revving up one’s motorcycle
Specifically a hog is a Harley (or really any touring bike now), large, slow turning, and they start with H, and yeah you could call racing the engine (the vroom vroom throttle thing) cranking, though that’s more of an action on older motorcycles you’d do to actually start the thing
The term from male masturbation actually comes from crank-start engines
Interesting
its motorcycles or masturbation buts its vague enough to be funny in its crude absurdity.
TIL new words
I’m trying to figure out what you mean by alcohol apology. Are you talking about drinking too much and getting a hangover the next morning?
Idk my self. I really cannot figuring out what these people are cheering for. (They are cheering? Right?)
“Cranking your hog” could be used as euphemism for male masturbation, but the “joke” is that it’s probably the most ridiculous way you could refer to jerking off.
It also could be used to mean cranking the throttle on a motorcycle.
So THE PACK (the “wolf” pack) is kind of a mix of taking the piss out of: edgy/hardcore biker t-shirts/culture, ridiculously over the top support groups, occasional “wife bad” boomer humor, and the fact that a lot of “strong male” branded stuff is just a hair away from being extremely homoerotic. They’re also legitimately just a fun group of general positive supportive posters.
I DON’T MIND DOING THE DISHES BUT I’D RATHER BE CRANKIN MY HOG WITH MY BROS
Thanks for clearing this up. I definitely not understood what they were saying.
I’m highly proficient in a much more self gratifying field than I was in just ~2 years ago, so I’d probably intimidate just 2 year younger me, let alone 4 or 7 year younger me.
THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!
AROOOOO HELL YES BROTHER
HAWWWWGG
CRANK IT, BROTHER!
Straight crankin
I CANT HEAR YOU MF! IM CRANKING MY HAWG! AARRROOOOO!
Hell yeah! Crank it!
cranking my hogg
I CAN’T HEAR YOU BROTHERS AROOOO
CRANKING IN MY HAWG
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
Is “crankin ma hawg” a cheeky wank or not?
WHETHER IT’S YOUR DICK OR YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS LEFT UP TO INTERPRETATION
NO BROTHER IT’S MY HOG
It’s cranking ones hog
AAAARROOOOOOO!
LETS HIT THE ROAD!
THAT HURT MY HAND!!
Girls boring 🙄 Boys boys quirky 🤪
I SEE YOU BROTHER AND I CRANKED THIS OUT FOR ALL OUR GIRL BROTHERS!
I SUCK AT PHOTO EDITING BUT IT’S ABOUT THAT 💯 EFFORT! AROOOOOOOO!!
HELL YEAH I NOW FEEL REPRESENTED AND WELCOME IN THIS SPACE SO I FEEL LIBERATED TO ALSO CRANK IT AROOO
AROOOOOO!! WELCOME TO THE MF’IN PACK!!!
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WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS
Anyone can CRANK THEIR HOGG!
Then let’s post memes to that effect :)
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO CRANK THE HOG TO BROTHER, ARROOOOOOO!
The change to be made does not lie with those that aren’t sexist.
HOG CRANKIN’ IS GENDER NEUTRAL AROOO
Again, not according to the meme as posted. Kinda my point.
YOU SEEM STRESSED YOU SHOULD CRANK YOUR HAWGGGG
Boys cranking their hoooog
Define boys
I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG, BUT I THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DEFINING GENDER!!!
THE PACK IS ALL ABOUT INCLUSION!! I DON’T CARE HOW YOU MF’ERS SELF IDENTIFY, YOU’RE ALL MY BROTHERS AS LONG AS YOU LOVE CRANKING THAT HOG!!!
AROOOOOO!
AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOO!!!
We can start with the boys in your meme, chief
It’s bonehealingjuice, but ODing on five different kinds of stimulants while CRANKING THE HOOOOOG
Me: - Even Bernie?!
Garak: - Especially Bernie.The imagery
