Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished
Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today
But then they wouldn’t be living up to their username.
Nice dick, bro.
Not sure if this counts
You’re more freckle than human.
At least in the USA, it’s probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.
I’m in the UK. We drive on the opposite side, freckle in the exact spot on my left arm, nothing on my right.
Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn’t sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.
“Hmmm…I’ll be damned.”Hate to break it to you. Im 100% Jamaican.
It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.
This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.
Which one are we talking about here?
Check out this overachiever
Why ?
Edit: it’s faint, but it’s there
Sir, this is a leg.
Sir this is my arm. I wear a wristwatch, not an anklewatch.
A wristwatch that you can’t take off. With GPS and geofencing.