I’m an anarcho-capitalist with a real hatred for the homeless.

I make up pseudoscience? I guess?

btw gravity is fake, the earth is flat

I cause massive amounts of damage and disorder within local school systems.

I’m now taking digital databases and write them by hand in an unnecessarily vomplicated fashion to paper while making up a story for each entry.

Cause brain damage? Idk how do you remove knowledge?

I am now an oil baron.

I make chemical weapons to kill millions.

I think I work at Crowdstrike now

I find people who have been injured by corporations and greed, and rob them.

I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?

Black hat hacker, I break into people’s servers and fuck up their shit

I do research on technologies that make airplanes heavier, increase their fuel consumption and make them fall out of the sky more often. Oh and I spend time in the classroom making sure students have no idea how to reverse it.

I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.

I break bones…