Then how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?
Well we could see Hulk as the opposite of us, humble mortals : we have penises nowhere but in our pants, he is penises everywhere but in his pants.
That’s his actual super power. The whole hulk thing is just radiation poisoning and mental illness.
Are we talking per axis or combined
Are we talking about the iris again?
Yep, pupil.
It looks like a giant…
…green cucumber, please.
I’m sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his…
Johnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive…
Your momma increases 4x in wheight each day!
Hopefully your overuse of “h” doesn’t.
A puffer fish right?
Hulk is Imperialists?
I mean he is pretty dumb so…
damn.🔥
Angry… Expand… It has to be ego, right?
Hulk is a dick. 😔
PINGAS
The Hulk is such a debt.
Balloon?
4X? That’s nothing. There is a version of Hulk that is bigger than some planets.
Comparatively, that’s even more drastic of a metaphor than the classic hotdog-down-a-hallway quip.
