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    Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

    They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana

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    They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana

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    Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    • Whiskey_iicarus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all

    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Whoever gets there first gets the banana

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: “Yes… Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!”

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          “Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana.” Mr. Feast, 2025

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          Relevant

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      People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

      Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

      Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

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        Companies paying their workers minimum wage

        Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”

        #JustCapitalismThings

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        How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?

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          Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.

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      This looks as if Dwight from The Office wrote it

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      • Synapse@lemmy.world
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        Superpiss

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          • Synapse@lemmy.world
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            That’s some serious quantity you’ve got there !

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          We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a “piss boy” so makes sense.

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      Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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        Is there a third season? I wasn’t sure if they wrapped it they way to be over

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          Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think

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      Not two not three, a banana

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        No - A Banana

        As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you’ll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!

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      Is this an Amazon run place?

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      Monkeys love banana

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        But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew

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          Code Monkey very simple man

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        Monkeys use leaves to buy banana.

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      Cavendish or Gros Michelle?

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        Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it’s a Cavendish. But I don’t think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(

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          You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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            I mean, it’s one banana. What could it cost? 10 dollars?

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            I tried ordering a portion of a guy’s crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.

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              Some co-workers and I were talking about ordering some to try, just for fun. I think I’m going to do that.

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            Not sure I ever came across one.

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              You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.

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