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    RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

    Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

    www.thedailybeast.com

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    Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

    www.thedailybeast.com

    RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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    Counter-terror chief was pulling up weeds just five years ago.
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    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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      Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der

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      Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?

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      Great, another face I want to punch.

    • smorty/maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      seems reasonabl

    • ssillyssadass@lemmy.world
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      Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.

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      Why didn’t he just appoint a horse?

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      Nut coddler face

    • Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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      Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.

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      gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure

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        Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!

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          if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions

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      trump, like putin thrives on incompetance simply because they would be too disorganized to perform a “coup” against him.

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        thrives on incompetance

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        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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          I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.

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            This hz 2 reed

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              On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I’m working on becoming a worse righter.

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                At least tree fiddy

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      Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.

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      If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.

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      I remember being 22… yeah… no… just… ugh… no!

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        There’s a reason that the minimum age to run for president is 35. But rules and regulations don’t matter anymore.

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      If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.

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      Why is he making that face. lmfao

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        Looks like Pete Campbell from Mad Men.

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        He interned in DreamWorks as a face model

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          More like nightmareworks.

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          Beat me to it.

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