OPENBLADE 17.4 HBMRW
RELEASE NOTES
FEATURES:
- Can lie*
- Improved enemy detection
- Re-enabled limited access to OpenBlade knowledge
database
CAUTION: There is no guarantee that the information
gathered and processed by OpenBlade is factual!
BUGS:
- Occasional meta commentary
- Sometimes refuses to execute cronjobs
- Interfacing with OpenWellington with misconfigured
date breaks OpenBlade's understanding of time,
this can be fixed by rebooting
- Attempting to provide empirical proofs about the shape
of the earth, causes OpenBlade to ignore any input
for at least 160 minutes, executing:
/sbin/cnsprc -t "flat earth"
CAUTION: Removing this file causes OpenBlade to refuse
to boot!!!**
...
* We discovered that OpenBlade can lie during routine combat
efficiency benchmarking. We're not entirely sure if this is
a new feature it developed itself, or something we simply
missed during the last release. Anyway, we couldn't trace
the source of this 'ability,' so we decided to label it as
a feature.
** It won't let you remove the file, but it will be very angry
that you tried todo so. It may still be used as a 'dumb'
weapon during its "angered period".
We love an unreliable narrator
OPENBLADE 17.4 HBMRW RELEASE NOTES FEATURES: - Can lie* - Improved enemy detection - Re-enabled limited access to OpenBlade knowledge database CAUTION: There is no guarantee that the information gathered and processed by OpenBlade is factual! BUGS: - Occasional meta commentary - Sometimes refuses to execute cronjobs - Interfacing with OpenWellington with misconfigured date breaks OpenBlade's understanding of time, this can be fixed by rebooting - Attempting to provide empirical proofs about the shape of the earth, causes OpenBlade to ignore any input for at least 160 minutes, executing: /sbin/cnsprc -t "flat earth" CAUTION: Removing this file causes OpenBlade to refuse to boot!!!** ... * We discovered that OpenBlade can lie during routine combat efficiency benchmarking. We're not entirely sure if this is a new feature it developed itself, or something we simply missed during the last release. Anyway, we couldn't trace the source of this 'ability,' so we decided to label it as a feature. ** It won't let you remove the file, but it will be very angry that you tried to do so. It may still be used as a 'dumb' weapon during its "angered period".