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    OPENBLADE 17.4 HBMRW
    
    RELEASE NOTES
    
    FEATURES:
     - Can lie*
    
     - Improved enemy detection
    
     - Re-enabled limited access to OpenBlade knowledge
       database
       CAUTION: There is no guarantee that the information
       gathered and processed by OpenBlade is factual! 
    
    
    BUGS:
     - Occasional meta commentary
    
     - Sometimes refuses to execute cronjobs
    
     - Interfacing with OpenWellington with misconfigured
       date breaks OpenBlade's understanding of time,
       this can be fixed by rebooting
    
     - Attempting to provide empirical proofs about the shape
       of the earth, causes OpenBlade to ignore any input
       for at least 160 minutes, executing: 
        /sbin/cnsprc -t "flat earth"
       CAUTION: Removing this file causes OpenBlade to refuse
       to boot!!!**
    
    ...
    
    *  We discovered that OpenBlade can lie during routine combat
       efficiency benchmarking. We're not entirely sure if this is
       a new feature it developed itself, or something we simply 
       missed during the last release. Anyway, we couldn't trace 
       the source of this 'ability,' so we decided to label it as
       a feature.
    
    ** It won't let you remove the file, but it will be very angry
       that you tried to do so. It may still be used as a 'dumb'
       weapon during its "angered period".