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    MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

    Oranges? In this economy?

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    Oranges? In this economy?

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    MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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      24 hours ago

      Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use

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        16 hours ago

        I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.

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          13 hours ago

          You are technically correct

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        yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

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          The goals being labeled “car driver”, “website creator”, and “male doctor” wasn’t enough to make it obvious that they haven’t studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?

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          It’s gotta be Obvious Plant

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            Obvious Plant puts fake products on shelves.

            True Wagner puts absurd flyers on telephone poles and bulletin boards.

            This is more of a True Wagner situation.

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          Adults are all total creeps

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          23 hours ago

          Woosh

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            people like you should’ve stayed on reddit

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              It’s a valuable skill to learn to recognize jokes

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                it’s not like I’m taking this serious

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                  Your comment doesn’t make much sense unless you thought the poster was serious and not just a joke

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                    the part of the orange man is a joke but that sentence is weird, joke or not

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                      18 hours ago

                      You feel like the person (you say they’re an adult for some reason) is a creep for writing the joke that specifically makes fun of that weird sentence?

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