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    schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

    Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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    schizoidman@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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      It’s for personal use.

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        These guys were THIRSTY!

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        If only there was a vegan alternative.

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          you may not have any of my flower semen.

          edit: no that’s mean take a teensy piece

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          Veganism implies consent.

          Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?

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        Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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        Taking a bath in style

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