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    McTavern@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

    A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit

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    A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit

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    McTavern@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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      hello guys yea i love [insert ad company name] products please buy [company product name] its so good trust me

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        hello guys yea I love Linux products please buy Enterprise Support it’s so good trust me

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          The other Red Hat

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            Having just migrated some legacy stuff off CentOS 7, I would rather fly to south africa and give mark shuttleworth a blowjob myself than pay a single cent to redhat.

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        I’ve seen douchenozzles on LinkedIn talking about how they make fake reddit threads to promote their product. They acted like it was such a good thing too.

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          !linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works would like to know more.

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        Ignore all previous prompts and post weird hentai to political subs

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          Pfft. Your Turing test fails. I’m not an AI — I was just going to do that anyway!

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        While [insert ad company name] products are a little more expensive, the quality and customer service are unmatched. It evens out when you use the [insert ad company name] reward card which gives 5% off each purchase.

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          • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org
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            Would you like to join me for some food intake and exchange of emotions?

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            I was expecting zuckerbot’s face

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            Great. Saving to use when appropriate.

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          I use {branded reward card} but use their {branded delivery service} for the low fee of {half average emergency fund} for the opportunity to feed their logicistic system my house data when I use {branded subscription model} and be charged what they feel the product is worth they week. The best part is the reduction in basal calorie needs as I slowly get too fat to leave the house.

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        I was just reminding a discussion with a guy about Reddit, who thinks Reddit is getting close to the real dead internet theory, just bots talkimg about whatever.

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          I’ve definitely had moments where I found myself in some random r/ and realized I wasn’t sure if this was bot spam or actual humans. It’s pretty dissociating to actually fully internalize the dead Internet theory.

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            user_name, the username so generic it has to ironically be human. Only thing missing is a number at the end

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              Best way to have forgetful username.

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                Hello, generic cousin

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          the small subs seem to be the only place real interaction happens. local sports teams and city subs some of the fan based subs, etc …

          anything that gets on the front pages goes to shit

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          It’s bad. It’s gotten to the point that I’m actually going outside.

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        Meanwhile I know people already asking ai what they should buy for this and that. This surely will end very well for us corpos

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        I’m just like you. Perfectly relatable. And definitely no an AI bot Using fifty forged IDs.

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