being able to announce to an entire room full of strangers that you are having unprotected penetrative vaginal sex for the purpose of procreation is a unique experience only straight people are allowed to have.

y lesbian coworker announced she was trying to have a baby, which was through IVF. That doesn’t include the raw dogging part, but it does meet the announcing to a room part.

Do straight people normally announce how they are trying? Everyone I know that said they were trying were doing fertility treatments that involved doctors doing an insemination instead of raw dogging it.