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    no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

    Always nice to have a guest room

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    Always nice to have a guest room

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    no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago
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    • Isa@feddit.org
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      As soon as you wake up one morning, hearing a magnified voice shouting from outside of your house, that “this is the police, we’ve got the place surrounded!”, you’ll be deeply grateful for said … err, “guest room”. I promise! 😈

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        The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss

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          You get what you deserve to pouring oil down the drain!

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          i’m very concerned about your diet, especially with the caked up piss

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      • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        Teenage Mutant Ninja Tenants

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          You won’t even know they’re there

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      to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀

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        I was typing out a question about what this is referencing, and then it occurred to me. Cowabunga, dude!

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      In a metroidvania platformer, that’s where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that’s where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.

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        Unless you’re in Cyberpunk 2077 - then you’ll only get fans complaining that you used the wrong type of manhole covers in your game…

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          That was pretty funny though

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        IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

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      A reddit repost from years ago?

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        Could there be a shittier post than a reddit repost of a literally shit hole in a shit apartment?

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          I love reposts, it lets me know who I can block for posting tired old shit because they’re not creative enough to contribute anything on their own, but would still like the validation and approval as if they did.

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            Ok. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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            https://xkcd.com/1053/

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              Nice comic strip. Especially as this one was unbeknownst to me. Thanks!

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              I love this strip, but I’m not sure it really applies to “dude has a manhole cover in his house.”

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                I was pointing out that reposts aren’t reposts for everyone and some new people enjoy old posts fresh.

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            Dude, you’re on a shitpost community. I think you might be taking it a tad serious.

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      Seven days, OP

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        I had such a crush on her when that movie came out.

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        Doorbell

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      Our house, in the middle of the street

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      Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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      “why does the hall always smell like a sewer?”

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      Cowabunga!

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      But I’m genuinely curious what that is. Doesn’t look like a city manhole cover, which would have some identifying markings on it.

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        Well, my danish brothers in the thread seem to think it’s either a portal to the abyss or a well.

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      Barbarian (2022)

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      What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?

      I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.

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        I think it’s just fart

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      Cow wow bungus.

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      Praktisch, so ein Revisionsschacht

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        Riktigt praktiskt. Man kan se väldigt djupt ner!

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          Men det her er tydeligvis en konverteret kælder. Som nok ikke burde have været konverteret. Om brønden så er kloak eller en grundvandsbrønd med en pumpe som sender vand ud i kloakken det ved jeg ikke.

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            Ser ikke ut som kloakk, ettersom det er åpninger i lokket. I vår moderne verden skal kumlokk til kloakk være lufttette.

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              Kommer inte ihåg vad det faktiskt var.

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                Det er et dansk dæksel i hvert fald. Oftest er der en stjerne i midten, men det mangler her.

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                  Har ni alla ett hål till avgrunden inomhus ?

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                    I min bygning har vi. Hver morgen går jeg til kanten af afgrunden og smider små ting i som f.eks. bildele, flasker og bestik. Eller hvad jeg nu finder. Det er blevet en vane, en måde at starte dagen på. Jeg gør alt det her før du vågner. Så jeg kan føle mig glad.

                    Nej, seriøst. Vi har en (eller tre). Der er en grundvandspumpe i den. Ellers ville kælderen blive oversvømmet. Oftere end den gør.

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