A millionaire has pets: who gives a shit?
Is she washing them with dish soap?
dawn dish soap probably, ive seen it used on very dirty animals.
if I see one more person name their pet after a food item I’m going to vomit blood
Really? I kinda think it’s cute.
My friend called her little white dog: tofu and I think it’s an awesome name. Jason Mantzoukas called his late dog: turkey which I learned from the latest episode of Taskmaster.
How about being named after other animals? My friend called his black and white Collie: Panda.
Boy, that escalated quickly.
It jumped up a notch!
I named a dog Pancake.
A youtuber I watched had a cat named biscuit.
Another one has a cat named Waffles.
Are you dead yet or shall I keep going?
You should probably head to the ER because losing that much blood is very bad
My adorable cat Noodles sends her condolences on your passing.
Ayy I had a cat named Noodles in about 2004.
Peanut the orange cat, grieves for you…Oh wait! No, he just wants food.
