That number still remains at zero.

Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!

James Taylor

East? I thought you said weast.

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

Deal! Deal!

Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.

The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.

It really didn’t want to go to Sierra Leone.

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

May and June. I feel like there’s a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

So she should dress up like Jim Morrison? Odd for a nativity scene but whatever.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Sometimes it’s the ones you most suspect.

I need tungsten to live!

Sex! What’s so wrong about hearing people on the Internet talk about sex? They had sex.

Did he blame the Jews again?

Why not?

Is he Mr. Burns exact double like Guy Incognito to Homer Simpson?

The hurt doesn’t show, but the pain still grows. It’s no stranger to you and me.