Fedora tips are great, don’t get me wrong. The problem is that a tip of the hat isn’t good enough for me if it’s only a fedora. I need a person to spend all of their money on a top hat at the very least before they tip it at me.
I spend my free time looking gift horses in the mouth.
You must be fun at parties
After such an original insult, I can’t help but to tip my fedora.
Fedora tips are great, don’t get me wrong. The problem is that a tip of the hat isn’t good enough for me if it’s only a fedora. I need a person to spend all of their money on a top hat at the very least before they tip it at me.
I spend my free time looking gift horses in the mouth.