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    luluu@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 28 days ago

    Which one did you choose????

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    Which one did you choose????

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    luluu@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 28 days ago
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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.

      • decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Nuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven’t figured out how to use alomancy yet

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I already shit blood 😎

      Edit: oh it says choose four lol

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      Can I choose the type of cancer? ♋️

      • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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        Sure. Please choose one from the following list:

        • rectal cancer
        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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          Aw yiss I’m immune to rectal cancer

          • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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            No rectum?

            • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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              close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.

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      I’d choose fall downstairs, then I’d live in a bungalow and never use the stairs again

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        So you’re just taking the same pill four times over? Very clever.

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      Step 1: Have Cancer
      Step 2: Start a meth bussiness
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: Profit?

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      deleted by creator

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies’ food.

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      Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.

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      All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.

    • Mojtaba@lemm.ee
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      Well… I chose the fifth pill 4 times

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      Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.

      Edit: oh “choose four” :(

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      if I choose the first one four times do I become a blackhole?

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      Is shit blood a one-time thing, or every time?

    • Beidlpracker@lemmynsfw.com
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      1 1 1 1 (heavy breathing)

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      Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population

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