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    return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

    New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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    New Reality TV Show That Sees immigrants Compete for US Citizenship Has Backing of Trump Administration: Report

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    return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    New Reality Show That Sees Immigrants Compete for Citizenship Being Developed by Trump Admin
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    Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is developing a reality TV series where immigrants will compete for a chance to earn U.S. citizenship.
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      The Running Man.

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        It’ll be funny and poetic until we all get to watch a contestant die for the first time during a prime time live event … and the crowd roars and the ratings go through the roof as everyone realizes … the gladiatorial games to the death have returned … and this time we can stream it!!!

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          Bread and circuses.

          The United States is dying

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            Why does my bread keep going up in price then?

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              If bread’s too expensive you can always eat cake.

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          Trumpflix, but that show is pay per view with the premium plus $199 a month plan. $399 pay per view of course.

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            The other show available is a live feed of the torture at gitmo and El Salvador

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            I’d pirate it and not watch it just on principle

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          We have the Millionaire CTE Scramble already.

          You know. Football. Handegg.

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        Ew, but yes.

        Ew.

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