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    kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

    Oh god

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    Oh god

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    kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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      My husband? Normal day.

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        Well looks like u got the best option

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        My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting

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        I only have a table to my left… Well this is gonna hurt.

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          My couch is the only object on my left

          • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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            It’s great seeing you are using Lemmy, Mr Vance.

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        Put The Cat down shane dawson

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        I’m assuming that that’s the “before” photo

        The “after” would be the same, but with matted fur

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      I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all

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        deleted by creator

      • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOP
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        We had cat in the hat

        Now we have car in the ass

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        Humans fucking cars

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      A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?

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        No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.

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        Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting

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        deleted by creator

    • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      He's innocent!

      Oh no.

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        Is that south park episode again, now i need to rewatch it tonight

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          This is my chinchilla. Her name is Muffin and she wants to rip the baseboards out from the wall so she can eat them

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            When i thought she couldn’t get more cute you tell me her name is Muffin, now i wanna to carry her

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          🎶 Lemmiwinks 🎶

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      Toilet paper? All according to plan

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        Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up

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          I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes

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      A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.

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        Well, safety first

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      What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.

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        Aw man, indeed!

        I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though

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      I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.

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        You don’t do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?

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      Well… it’s a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.

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      looks at radiator dubiously

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      A wall?!

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      It’s a car. RIP

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      Poor cat

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      OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today

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