A long read, but a good un.

For anyone interested in lies, misreporting or misrepresentation in the UKs media, the book Newspeak has some excellent examples.

Scotland is pretty great. If it wasn’t for the weather being so shit 10 months of the year I’d like to move there myself

If they seized firearms, I think the word “suspected” could be dropped from the headline

I should’ve added a /s tag

I think the fact 100% force maths and English is the real scandal

But like… did this really happen? I never followed any RW accounts and haven’t checked Twitter in a couple of months, so not sure what I’ve missed

I’m amazed anyone buys it more than once, with the possible exception of dodgy roadside cafes

The amount they paid in CGT would be more revealing

Furniture generally, beds specifically