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    Zenoctate@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago

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    Zenoctate@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 months ago
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    • Luffy@lemmy.ml
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      For a 10% coupon, ssh into localhost and enter code sudo rm -rf /*

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        You talk about vibecoding buddy, you think they SSH into anything?

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          If the AI tells them to

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          Hey vibecoding is real and stop shushing me!

        • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          They probrally dont even use WSL, they likley use Windows 11 and a browser

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            “free ssh online”

          • Ansis100@lemmy.world
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            OpenSSH actually comes bundled with Windows so no need for WSL

            • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Yes but powershell is so incredibly unbearable to use that nobody bothers

        • 74 183.84@lemm.ee
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          They ssh into your mom

        • veroxii@aussie.zone
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          Or use sudo?

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        Doesn’t work for me. You forgot half of the coupon code.

        Here’s the correct coupon code: sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

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          /* doesn’t require --no-preserve-root, you’re not trying to delete root after all.

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      I had no idea I was hosting Vibecon, but I registered regardless.

    • MTK@lemmy.world
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      I registered at “C:\Users\mtk\Desktop\vibes.html”

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        And now I’m sitting here like, is Michael Terrence Kent, THIS fucking bold? Well, MTK, what is it?!

        • MTK@lemmy.world
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          Yes, I am him, the person you wrote

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      Why is this fucker exposing my IP?

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        That’s impossible because that’s my IP and I know for a fact that IP addresses are unique to each computer. Unless there’s a way to Translate the Address every time you hop to a different Network, but that’s never going to happen so I know you stole my IP.

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        Haha, im going to hack you now! So long, sucker!

        • Opisek@lemmy.world
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          Why did my Internet stop working? I DoSed OP’s IP address.

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        This is the funniest comment I’ve seen today. But also, how did you both get my IP?!?!

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      vibe coding sounds way cooler than it is

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      We should host a parody (online) conference, where we talk about things we know jackshit about, but if we were experts.

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        so… lemmy?

        • filcuk@lemmy.zip
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          Just anywhere on the Internet, really

    • gwilikers@lemmy.ml
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      What is vibe coding?

      • Walop@sopuli.xyz
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        You ask an LLM to code something and then just run the code blind without reading it and if it seems to work, publish the application. You can imagine how many performance and security problems it produces.

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          I used to laugh at these, but I’ve just been asked to help with an issue where I work and what do you know… long story short it’s not funny to me anymore

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            Not funny because you’re afraid the AI will take your job away right? Right?

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          Absolutely insane that anyone would do this

          Meanwhile I’m dropping my config into my local AI asking “why the FUCK do I suddenly have no permission to write to a folder I’ve been using for days?!?!” Only to have the air go "hey dipshit you put /data/downloads in one spot and /data/download in the other, that’s why, try not making typos that are real words in the future (I told my tech support persona to be mildly annoyed and in need of more coffee because I’ve never known an IT person not to be those things)

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      Already there

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      I registered. The landing page was really fancy. It said at the bottom that it was generated entirely by AI. It was honestly probably one of the nicest web pages I’ve interacted with. I’m looking forward to this exciting event.

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        Really? On myachine it looked like shit

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      If that is actually true then AI must have gotten really good at hacking into systems.

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      More like “vibe doesn’t fucking work and even the senior can’t figure out why!” Coder

    • تحريرها كلها ممكن@lemmy.ml
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      Is this a joke or are they serious?

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        Look at the URL :)

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        Can’t you tell it’s satire? They also said java is javascript

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