That’s a European lorry, American trucks don’t have a flat nose.

(I am somewhat kidding)

stormy Daniels

“summoner” is the Wiccan term.

If ya nasty

The other part of it is there’s not only one monkey who does Hamlet correct on the first attempt, there’s two, three four, guess what - an infinite amount of them.

And another infinity that get it right after 5 minutes

Another infinity that take exactly 10 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours 4 minutes and 17 seconds

And another infinity that takes one second less than the life of the universe

And another infinity that takes a googleplex of the lifetime of the universe to complete

that’s the point of the thought experiment

–Flemming Ramussen, 1988

Ah yes absolutely no Hispanic, Jewish or Middle Eastern people have the name “Mary” or a close equivalent (Maria, Mariah, Mariam, Maya, Marie, Molly, Maryam…)

I used it (some android version of it popped up) when driving to an eventthe other day and the other people were texting as I was on my way. It tried to summarize the entire 9-month conversation not just new messages, and it thought the group chat name - “Bilbo Baggins My Balls” - was just one person talking to me, so it was complete nonsense that completely distracted me while driving. AI strikes again.

you don’t have to make a living from the thing you enjoy most in life, in fact it’s sometimes better not to.

So they’re just straight up taking bits from Succession now?

if the instrument is that different to the politician why do they both tongue A minor but struggle to hit the double Ds consistently?

but why male models?

Only wear it on the left

you know you can just eat rocks and grass for free?

everything that’s ever been in anyone’s mouth is a thing tho 😞

once again AI is a cool trick your uncle learned in the army and not actual Gandalf level magic

I’ve worked hard in my adult life to stop chewing or putting things in my mouth, but for some reason this looks so good to chew on.

I can’t tell if you’re joking but it’s an abbreviation of patriate not patriot > same root but patriot implies liking or serving the country and patriate - from patria - just means “from that country”

you can certainly try

this must be a new thing. my old boss just posted on LinkedIn about keeping calendars visible for seemly no reason