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    Dale@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

    There it is, that funny feeling.

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    There it is, that funny feeling.

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    Dale@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    • einlander@lemmy.world
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      Apply Directly To The Forehead.

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        HeadOn™

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        Apply Directly To The Forehead.

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          HeadOn™

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      🤦‍♀️ hey it works!

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        My age totally did gone!

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          Check your driver’s license, and you’ll see miraculous, age gone.

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      Spoiler: it’s plastic explosive

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      1.3 million views

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        There are 8 billion people in the world. Half of those are dumber than the other half. It makes sense that a few of those would succumb to quackery. That’s what makes snake oil so valuable!

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          Snake oil futures 🚀

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          I’m reading this after just finishing a video about asteroid hunters getting chased off by tribal villagers who thought the space rock full of arsenic seeping into their ground water was actually a curse and wouldn’t let them remove the rock poisoning their ground water in case they made god mad. Animal sacrifices ensue, and the wind didn’t blow, so dig it - oops the corrupt government showed up after all the fear waffling.

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      gee thanks I’m cured

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      Big “doctors hate him!” Energy

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      He forgot to mention you have to do this for 23 hours every day to see any effects, and that you’ll die of exhaustion. But the good news is that they will bury you with your baby face.

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      He says that with a face that appears swollen 🤣

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      Does this also work with my colt? Been doing this for a while with strangers but they seem to lose a lot of color from their face real quick. Is that part of the process?

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        It depends, you’re not supposed to wear clothes.

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