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    The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

    It's a fun new game

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    It's a fun new game

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    The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 24 days ago
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    • otacon239@lemmy.world
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      0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        Dear Sir/Madam,

        FIRE! FIRE!
        HELP ME!
        123 Carrendon Road.
        Looking forward to hearing from you.

        All the best,
        Maurice Moss

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          deleted by creator

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            Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!

            Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.

            Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?

            (Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)

            Roy: How?!

            Moss: Made in Britain!

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          Doesn’t seem formal enough, imho.

        • Kanda@reddthat.com
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          You forgot to add 0

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        That second “0” should be a “9”. I don’t know why I’m so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

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          Fixed :)

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            Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.

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        … 3

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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          Gets me every time.

      • sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works
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        Excellent!

        for next challenge multiply the 3 numbers in back if your card by 2 and then add 1

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        Damnit! You beat me to it! Well done.

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      Take my number

      Multiply by one

      divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

      • Lena@gregtech.eu
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        @db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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      hunter2

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        All I see is *******.

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          Ok Grandpa’s. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on

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            Hurtful comment.

            So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat

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              Are you going to ponder something… Spherical?

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                Yer mom is spherical. Huht huht.

                Wait. Your mom is the orb?

          • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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            Those runescape players are going to be very confused when they learn how to use the mouse to look around.

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      • x4740N@lemm.ee
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        Mike Hunt

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      Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

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      your result

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        deleted by creator

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      4814474077450141

      I’m looking forward to your cool magic trick!

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        Wow that’s so interesting! I like to compare that with the day it expires! When was that again?

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          05/25!

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      Better this one version

      Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.

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        You’re missing an order of ten in each (just fyi)

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          Damn. Fooled by my bad arithmetics.

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            You were the missing ten all along

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            You should have a cardiologist check that out.

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        “And we will be sending your new credit car in the mail sometime next week, sir.”

        “Sorry, do you mean, credit card?”

        “I didn’t misspeak, sir. How big is your mailbox…”

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      0987 7654 5432 4321

      Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

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        That’s one hell of a lock on that luggage.

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          The worst is it costs a $2.64 surcharge each time to open, and then the luggage asks you to tip it!

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        OMG! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME NUMBER!

        Wait what three digit number do you have on the back? No way those match too.

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          123, of course.

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        Samsonite. I was way off!

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      your result in the comments.

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      Nice try, Slippin’ Jimmy.

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      hunter2

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        Huh. For some reason all I see is *******.

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      i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There’s also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying “Edwin Bearstown” in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there’s 3 digits “674”. Did i do it right?

      where am i

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      ?OVERFLOW ERROR

      Some day, some day, I’ll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it’s the latest thing!

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      Hunter2

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      1

      Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up

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        Now divide by 0 and you’re good again

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