Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoTSA now offers you a choicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1405arrow-down126
arrow-up1379arrow-down1imageTSA now offers you a choicelemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareDrSteveBrule@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·1 day agoI vote that TSA just stands outside your house and puts you through that every day you choose to go outside. The rest of the world would be a safer place.
minus-squareNicht BurningTurtle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoI think they should come inside for a surprise inspection, just to keep you on your toes.
minus-squarecrusa187@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 hours agoBedtime patrol will check up on you…to make sure you haven’t been moistening yourselves with any unauthorized substances.
minus-squareNicht BurningTurtle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoAll bottles lager than 100ml will be confiscated.
I vote that TSA just stands outside your house and puts you through that every day you choose to go outside. The rest of the world would be a safer place.
I think they should come inside for a surprise inspection, just to keep you on your toes.
Bedtime patrol will check up on you…to make sure you haven’t been moistening yourselves with any unauthorized substances.
All bottles lager than 100ml will be confiscated.