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minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up63·edit-224 hours agoNo wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·20 hours agoIt’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 hours agoHave you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·23 hours agoOh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
minus-squarehemmes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·23 hours agoNo but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·24 hours ago!fuckcars@lemmy.world, your response?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·22 hours agoVance would. If it has a bench seat. Or maybe some like, plush conversion van benches.
White men are EATING my CAR KEYS
No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!
Oh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
No but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier
!fuckcars@lemmy.world, your response?
Vance would. If it has a bench seat. Or maybe some like, plush conversion van benches.