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    🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

    Anon sees a happy couple

    sh.itjust.works

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    Anon sees a happy couple

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    🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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      5 months ago

      I dated a woman much taller than me, and received an unnatural amount of glances at my crotch when we were out in public together.

      People are so ridiculous.

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        ok kay but …?

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          Point being, people always think it’s about the sex, and not like, that the person is interesting, kind, charming, or rich.

          • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            But, uh, how’s the pp?

            • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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              Doing good*. And well.

              * The charitable foundation may not help as many as we’d like, but it’s fulfilling work.

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                Kneeling down and staring at crotch “Thank you for your service.” 🫡

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
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          Yes :)

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        It’s extremely rare to see a couple in the wild where the woman is taller though. Life is cruel to short dudes.

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          She was just shy of 6’3” (189 cm). She didn’t have a ton of options but to date shorter guys.

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            Haha yeah no kidding. That’s extremely tall for a woman. As a guy I feel tall at 183cm.

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              I’m ~190cm and sometimes see someone a full head taller than me at work. There’s always a bigger fish…

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