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    Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

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    Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    • gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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      That is 100% more leches than necessary.

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      Maybe it’s milk from six different mammals. Like, cow goat, sheep, bull, human and platypus

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      ¿por que no siete?

      • NONE@lemmy.world
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        Por ley debe ser en múltiplos de 3.

        • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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          ¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

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            Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca

            • Gift_of_Gab (they/them)@lemmy.world
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              Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca

          • 97xBam@feddit.online
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            5 months ago

            El queso esta viejo y podrido 🦕

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              5 months ago

              We are gonna be so popular when we get this pool finished.

          • NONE@lemmy.world
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            Mira chamo, para bolas pa’ que no te pierdas: tu te vas así recto por’ay y le das, ponte, 5 cuadras o un vaina así y luego agarras la esquina mano derecha; de allí le das full recto otra vez, no hay pielde. Si te encuentras una mata de mango así bien grande, te pasate, toca volverte. Cuidao con los motorizados, que andan buscando a quien tiene aifon pa decile “Guardame esta vaina allí” y meterle una navaja entre las costillas.

            • snf@lemmy.world
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              aifon

              Uff que ortografía doctor

              • NONE@lemmy.world
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                Gracias, hace falta mucha fortaleza para escribir IPhone asi y no querer arrancarse los ojos y morderse los pulgares.

            • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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              I umm… I don’t think I wanna go to the library anymore

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                Te falta calle mi pana. (You need more street knowledge, my friend)

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          ¿Y quien lo decidió? /s

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            En alguna parte de la biblia creo que lo dice. Si no, pues es un poco igual a porqué cuando le bajas el volumen a algo tienes que dejarlo en un valor que sea múltiplo de 5.

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              And thou shalt count to three. Three is the number thou shalt count to. Four, thou shalt not count to, neither two shalt thou count to. Five is right out.

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            El senado

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        dame 10 minutos, lo voy a dar mi leche extra

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        LA gente solo tiene dos tetas. Dos leaches. Oh…hmmm OK 3 leches.

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      At least its not seis huevos

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        Uno de los seis leches son leche de hombre 😏

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          😳🏳️‍🌈?

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      ¿Para cuando un 9 leches? ¿O serían 12 leches el siguiente?

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        En esta pinche economía??

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          Mira, pa’ la lecha capaz si de, pero no se si pa’ los huevos.

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        ¿Podrías nombrar 12 tipos de leche?

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          Mira, sólo te puedo nombrar la deslactosada, la descremada, la completa y la condensada. Capaz las otras 7 se completen comprando otras marcas.

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      I mean you have vapor milk, condensed milk and milk cream

      You could repeat the ingredients but, it would still be a 3 leches dessert

      Unless… WAIT A MINUTE

      You could technically add coconut milk, condensed coconut milk, which is also a thing that is totally real and exists, AND dulce de leche which for the layman sounds redundant, BUT the makeup is completely different to the other milk ingredients

      It’s either that or some almond milk heresy, but in that case we would be talking about a real seis leches

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      Inflation

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