Delusional dude was having an episode and instead of getting him medical care he got arrested.

Man found with knife and two molotov cocktails planned to kill Mike Johnson and Seth Hegseth, prosecutors say

He could’ve just left the bottles near Hegseth and he would’ve drank them. Also, isn’t his name Pete instead of Seth?

Absolut won’t even light, you need at least some 151.

Aye, 3 and a half table spoons isn’t nearly enough for anything.

Hey, they don’t have a big selection on the airplane.