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    🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
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    M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

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    🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
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    M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    • PhilipTheBucketA
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      5 months ago

      When I went to school, one kid during that exercise said that his name was so-and-so, and one thing he liked to do was stick his thumb up his ass.

      He was known as “Thumbs” for the next four years, possibly longer. I actually don’t think I ever learned his name, he was just Thumbs.

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        I knew a kid who was caught beating his meat on a school trip, and was thereafter known as Spanky.

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          Surely older than 4th grade, puberty for boys tends to not happen until 6th or 7th grade.

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            Yep, it happened in 8th grade so people called him Spanky through the end of high school.

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              Maybe today he’d be Super Meat Boy.

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        Definitely a learning experience for that kid.

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