So the hamster was dying and decided to attack him and then died right after the attack? Or maybe when the hamster wouldn’t let go they beat it to death and then told everyone the story about a sick hamster

Angelina Jolie’s father is Jon Voight

Or maybe he could go on Hot Ones

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Yeah the idea is that the recipient of the signal can see you are able to provide for yourself.

I thought this part was funny “if there are “preference genes” correlated with choosiness in females as well as “signal genes” correlated with display traits in males, choosier females should tend to mate with showier males. Over generations, showier sons should also carry genes associated with choosier daughters, and choosier daughters should also carry genes associated with showier sons.”

I would tie a really really long string to the lever and attach the string to a large bird and then scare it into flying away. Then I would eat some delicious Heinz Baked Beans

Playing tennis. There’s local clubs that have social mixers where you play a few games and then switch courts and play with different people. There’s USTA matches that pair you with people at your level. It’s fun too

Just a little switching loop roulette, plug in any cable ends you find into a switch port

The extra jerks on Lemmy world create more content so the mean jerk time is greater

About 36 hours in Marine Corps Boot camp. I’m not sure how long everyone else stayed awake because at about 24 hours I failed the medical exam and was separated for discharge.

So much this

They’re guard dogs

Looks like AI

Edit: it’s not https://cheezburger.com/11834885/japanese-owner-documents-his-cats-obsession-with-paper-sliding-doors

Alien diarrhea is the real cause of global warning!

Now that’s what I call shitposting!

Nobody says that’s ALL you have to do. How are you taking this personally? How do you think the tip is secretly meant as an insult? I can see that if you’ve thought about this a lot and tried many things, it could be frustrating to see simple tips like this. Regardless, you’re reading more into people’s personalities and their intentions than is really there.

What this means to me when I read it- many people have a very sensitive sense of smell and after even any light activity or enough time, people will not smell perfectly clean anymore. I have showered and then spent 15 minutes working on something and then been told that I smell. Good luck if you meet someone that has a sensitive sense of smell- you will probably be told to take a shower whenever you are not perfectly clean and want some physical interaction. Will you tell them “that is secretly meant as an insult against people like me who have tried everything…” Or will you take a shower? Then you’ll be told to shower every time it’s relevant, maybe multiple times per week, that’s on top of showering every day. Now you’ve been informed that there are people like this. Relationships require some accomodation to the other person’s wants, and hope the other person will likewise make a similar effort to accommodate the things that are important to you.

Mayweather knocked him out on his feet and held him up until he could stand again

The comment doesn’t imply that everyone who can’t find a partner is unkempt, it’s just a recommendation to help people out.

Like if I said that people who ride bicycles are physically fit, I wouldn’t be implying that everyone who is physically fit rides bicycles