From ye olde driving manual, when all cars were manual:

“Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then…”

Confirm the gear selector is in neutral by wiggling it rapidly left to right three times - three is the number - five is right out.

Fewer… Nice

I prefer the mullet over the beard deployment but apparently the toilet roll patent graphic shows the beard is correct… :(

I fold t-shirts with arms/sides under front, but my wife insists on folding in half. 20+ years later and we still refuse to compromise.