No, but also Yes.

I’ll never know if Pepper Ann made it to school

I found that vague

Yeah just fry it with a little oil in the pan until goes a bit crispy, and then chuck water into the pan and put on the lid, stir every other minute, bit of salt, pepper, and maybe one random herb, and done in ten minutes

second one, then add water

You all need some engagement skills. I’m not damning, just vibing off vauge statements

Somehow when I see them in pictures, I feel fine.

Somehow when I see them in person, I nope out of the room, find the biggest glass cup I can find, turn on all the lights to confuse them into settling on a wall somewhere, and then I sneak up on them without casting a shadow.

You’ll live, motherfucker, but not in my house.

Isn’t Gates the guy who convinced Oxford to turn away from licensing their Covid vaccine under an open license so anyone could distribute it for cheap, and instead made them sign with Astrazeneca “to scale up production and distribution”

Do you think the Spice Girls effectively utilized girl power by funneling money to David Beckham’s estate?

I-I… do not… f-feel af-fraid…

They’re the only food in Germany, some might say.

I thought that read potataoism and was expecting spiritual memes about potatoes. I don’t know what to think anymore

Rice cooked in oil, for the love of god, rice cooked in oil.

Yes I know Japan does it different. Yes I know they have dedicated cookers to make it fluff. No Japan does not have a monopoly on how to cook rice.

“If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike”

Those are some damn cute mutant ninja turtles

PS2 as a non-functional hardware that works, is… a pretty apt description lol

That cat is illegally small

Listen here you lemniscate, I don’t want any more analemma’s out of you!

May your quantum eraser never run dry

You have many parallel selves that didn’t make it. Wonder how many more selves you have left