This, and the WordPress mess, are two contenders for this years “wtf are u even doing” award.

EU doing reparations for Alicante and Benidorm.

Make the law EU wide.

Establishment politician… or despot… that’s a hard one /s

He probably wants Putin’s mansion down by the Black Sea - i.e his own private country within a country.

How about a GIF?

Here is the reference, that is the actual song and most importantly: the hook…

Ladies and gentlemen… Bishop Bullwinkle!

Listen, if there isn’t a server you can download maps and umods on that allows you to fly a shark in the sky with redeemer rockets over a Burger King, then I’m not interested…

UT99 was too good for us.

Listen, we can prevent their predicament. We only need to figure out where approximately a black man may be shot in the US this year…

The history of pondering started in the era of Gorgamel, during the second dynasty of the luke warm giants. Teridius the meticulous was decorating his garden, when he spotted a round, reflective object.

As he sat down and started to stare at it he was spotted by a light catcher trying to steal the souls of the local faerie populace. This image was spread from mirrors to reflective ponds across the lands.

Old Teridius had suddenly spurred on a trend that would take the wizard college by storm, and have the local witches covens giggling over whose orb was most shiney.

And so ends this fake fantasy history lesson, largely because my team lead is banging on the stall door, telling me I’m not supposed to ponder the orb on company time. Screw you, Terry, it’s a mental health provision and you’re actively hindering it. Maybe you should ponder the orb - you creep.

…what’s Baba Yaga doing in the US?

Uhhh pre-modern architecture is uhhh inherently uhhh socialist and is therefore uhhh classified as terrorists.

Neo-liberals, probably.