Google is about to sue you because they don’t want to lose their trademark.

Republicans try not to talk about Harris’s race challenge (impossible)

Looks like Trump is finally coming out as a racist! How brave! /s

The other direct attacks have substance. But calling Trump the weird guy and not saying why he’s weird takes away all the instant counters. And when he throws a tantrum like a toddler because of this, you can damn well keep calling him weird.

i searched it up, we have c/rimjob_steve

So Elon was like gasoline and his daughter deciding to transition was a spark?

The answer: fund affordable housing and do it properly.

As another Canadian, we know that Trump isn’t going to Make America Great Again, he’s going to Fuck America Over Again.

That plant is basically covered in spikes; it’s a huge upgrade to their huts’ defences over what they used before

News at 11.

Slide to the left!

Hitler: I want that thing!
UK: nooooOOOO—All right you can have that but no more.
Hitler: I want that thing!

— OverSimplified, 202x

This makes me want to see someone cook steak in Death Valley by merely using the heat of the ground.

I think that’s not even correct.

You’re telling me that the GOP really is literally 1984

A well-designed button can be incredibly satisfying. Just ask anyone who owns a mechanical keyboard.

I mean my point might be better made about Detroit and Windsor but you get the idea

banger of a background track starts

He’d be:

• a sexist debating a woman
• a racist debating a black person
• a convicted felon debating a prosecutor

Recipe for ultimate disaster.

The nice thing about Harris is that the only remarks the Republicans could really make against her is that she’s a black woman; and that automatically outs them as the racists and sexists they are.

As long as Harris doesn’t fumble, the GOP is fucked.