If you sleep in pyjamas or have a thin sheet between you and the chainmail, then perhaps the hair pinching would be less of an issue.

Could that also be a sign that the person is simply older?

Even $5k is extremely cheap for a good 6’1" grand piano in good condition.

That’s an interesting way to say burglary.

Some people say that there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but what you asked is proof that those people are wrong.

I was reading a book on the train. A guy had the nerve to come up to me and ask me about the book I was reading.