They last so much longer than the best before date.

That’s beautiful

Indeed, numbers on their own are meaningless. Based on this graph, private schools make up 10% of the enrollments. Public schools are 83% and charter schools make up the remaining 7%.

I have no idea where the charter schools are counted when it comes to school shootings though. If they are counted as public we get

Private: 24/10      = 2.4  shootings per percent of enrollment
Public:  392/(83+7) = 4.36 shootings per percent of enrollment

and if they are counted as private we get

Private: 24/(10+7) = 1.41 shootings per percent of enrollment
Public:  392/83    = 4.72 shootings per percent of enrollment

So either way the public schools have more shootings by almost a factor 2 at least.

A phone up you ass, then you’re good to go regardless of any cage.

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Ask your friend which side is winning, say you’re rooting for the black ants, then turn off the TV and claim victory.

Phew, I thought it was Gordon Ramsay from the thumbnail.

220/5/1